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Colonel is experimenting with gravity forces
The OHC Billy Cane Conundrum
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comments: 26
"Do the tits point up or down?" I asked Molly.
"Up, I think," Big Molly scratched her big head and studied a printout from a recent Google search on the topic.
"Hell . . . more
Colonel commented on the post Don’t Call a Plumber, Call an Old Hippie! by Colonel Possum 4:01PM EDT"John S., Always fun to hear from you goood buddy! "CPR" is a classic and will be an acronym I will not forget the next time I see water on the floor. Water heaters are gods who delight in inflicting . . ." more
Colonel commented on the post Don’t Call a Plumber, Call an Old Hippie! by Colonel Possum 3:50PM EDT"Wm H.! Whoa, I like your logic about Global reach (ain't reaching in my toilet!). They won't be inclined to fix old trucks either but it is better to be a plumber than a mechanic. If a mechanic . . ." more
Colonel commented on the post Don’t Call a Plumber, Call an Old Hippie! by Colonel Possum 10:29AM EDT"Wilhelmine! What a treat to hear from you. Great story and it sounds like you put up a good fight. I think $82 is a steal, most plumbers would add another zero to that bill these days. You touched on . . ." more
Colonel commented on the post Don’t Call a Plumber, Call an Old Hippie! by Colonel Possum 10:20AM EDT"Mariana! Thanks! I think you have something there. Ever since the sink cleared things have picked up at the OHC. Good feng shui. Big Molly brought home $200 from the Truck Stop Casino last night. She . . ." more
Colonel commented on the post Don’t Call a Plumber, Call an Old Hippie! by Colonel Possum 10:12AM EDT"Mona Dearest! Thanks, hon. The ole Colonel is in good hands at the OHC even if I do need to dodge a flying plumber's helper once in a while. Regarding the gunk-ball, checkout the 1950's movie, . . ." more
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Describe Yourself:
Howdy! I'm Colonel Possum. I'm retired and live with three ole gals at the Old Hippie's Corner (OHC). Sage is an artist and my sweetheart of 30-years. Big Molly and her half-sister, Elko Mono, are old friends of ours that live in the OHC bunkhouse. We have three dogs, a passel of cats and thirty doves in a walk-in aviary. Molly and Elko drive and repair big trucks (lately, only when they feel like it!)
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Favorite Books, Writers, Genres:
Trout Fishing in America,
Cannery Row,
A Child's Christmas in Wales,
Under Milkwood,
A Confederacy of Dunces,
Eat the Rich,
Richard Brautigan,
John Steinbeck,
Dylan Thomas,
John Kennedy Toole,
P.J. O'Rourke
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Telling Tall Tales:
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